One of the TRUEST things I’ve ever came across.
THIS IS THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER WRITTEN
"He made me understand that in order ta be free, I hadda push aside what I knew an’ become a whole new person. Someone who could be anything they wanted. The sex kitten, the seductress, the innocent, the aggressor, the antagonist, the victim, the ditz… He really loves the ditz, so I played along."
what kind of math do trees do
Oh hell nah!
My dad would be terrified
I would want the aisle seat.
Imagine it’s a late night flight, and everyone’s dozing off. In your half-asleep stupor you look down at the floor and you see a face gazing in at you through the glass, a face of something not quite human..welcome to Tumblr, where the most interesting topics twist into nightmares.
you mean the EXACT PLOT of that one twilight zone episode with william shatner?